Last night, I had my first “wow” experience with Nintendo’s new Wii U console. It wasn’t with any of the late-to-the-party ports or even a first-party offering. It was with the demo for Ubisoft’s upcoming Rayman Legends, now available for download. It’s just three levels, but it’s one of the most exciting, refreshing, and innovative gaming experiences I’ve had all year. It’s heartfelt, beautiful, and genuinely whimsical in a way that no cheapjack indie clone coasting along on fake 8-bit chic or even Nintendo’s own nostalgic Super Mario Bros. Wii U is. It’s joyful, full of love for video gaming and without a trace of the kinds of commercial cynicism or insulting lowest-common-denominator condescension that have become endemic in the industry. Continue Reading…
All the E3 News That Didn’t Fit

This the last time I mention E3, promise, unless to say “I played this at E3″. There are a few things I didn’t mention because my work ethic has flagged since returning. Also, I’m not sure everything requires a mammoth post. I’m sure that the people making the game think it does, but that doesn’t make it so.
With that in mind, here’s all the stuff that didn’t fit in past posts, or that I didn’t get to.
Square Had Games at E3 and I Played Them

I know, I know, another E3 post? Look, I saw a lot of games at E3 and I played a lot of games at E3 and when you’re gone for a week to cover E3, the last thing that your family finds acceptable upon your return is you slaving away over a computer to write about E3. I tried to write all of this up last week, I really did, but you know, things got in the way. Job things. Family things. Gravity Rush things.
Besides, isn’t this better? I mean, all of the other sites are done with their E3 coverage, but not us! We’re still cranking it out, still delivering, still making it happen! It’s like when your parents are divorced and you have Christmas with your mom and then, like a week later, you have Christmas with your dad and then, a few days later, you have Christmas with the extended family on his side. You get presents spread out over days! So, don’t consider this coverage as being late, think of it as spread out. It’s like divorced kid Christmas, only without drunken weeping and complaining about whatever parent you’re not with at the moment.
So yeah, Square. They had games. I played most of them.
MMA Time with Bellator

I like fighting games, but I’m terrible at them and the more technical they are, the more terrible I am. I can handle basic things, enough to get started, but once you start talking about canceling out of hyper-combos or picking characters based on how well they can pull off moves in between frames of animation, I’m out. I can certainly appreciate the technical skill needed to master such games, but that doesn’t mean I want said mastery for myself. Hell, even if I did, I’m not sure it’s even possible.
While at E3 I spent half an hour talking to 345 games, the game making arm of Viacom and developers behind Bellator: MMA Onslaught. They also appreciate the technical mastery needed to pull off a deep, fighting game, but they’re also happy giving you a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu master with purple chest hair and within five minutes letting you whup up on your friends.
Magic the Gathering: Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013 Quick Take

(This continues Jason’s E3 quick takes. I honestly don’t know how many more games he saw because he spent most of the show throwing up in West Hollywood at Tom CHick’s house.)
I’ve played a lot of Magic the Gathering. I started playing around the time of Unlimited and stopped around Ice Age. Some of you know what I’m talking about and some of you don’t. Here’s a quick translation: “Jason McMaster is a nerd of epic proportions.”
Planetside 2: E3 2012 Quick Take

(Note: Jason McMaster was with us for our E3 excursion. He also was sick as a (sick) dog and missed most of the show. He did manage to see a few games and we’ll be posting his reports now that he’s back from the undead.)
I’m standing in line outside of an E3 theater booth. I’ve been pretty sick for the last couple of hours. I found myself throwing up outside the Wizards of the Coast meeting room (not because of Duels of the Planeswalkers) and doubting I could continue with my appointments. Great is the power of Planetside, because this is one demonstration I refused to miss.








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