Dear Killzone 3 Medic,
By the time you read this, I will already be dead.
Guerilla has only given me a couple of seconds to write before my bullet-riddled body expires, provided that one of our adversaries doesn’t come running by and deliver the coup de grace before the “Wait for Medic” screen expires and I just hit X to respawn.
I was just doing my Tactician job, charging headlong into danger to secure tactical spawn areas and making sure we all don’t start back at square one when we die defending control points or trying to maintain a strong front. But then, out of nowhere, xXxSinfulMeatxXx came out of nowhere and blew me away with his shotgun. Now, I’m laying here just waiting for you to come revive me. I’m laying here next to the tactical spawn area I captured for you. Look on your mini-map, I’m the first aid cross.
But I know you won’t come, and I will just die like I have some 556 times according to my statisics. Because you’re not doing your god damned job. Haven’t you heard of the Hippocratic Oath?
What the hell are you doing while your teammates are lying there bleeding out? Are you playing this game like Call of Duty, just running around and racking up kills? I hate to tell you Sergeant Slaughter, there aren’t any killstreaks here. Or are you admiring the many variations of “blown up building” that make up the terrain we’re fighting across? Or could it be that you just don’t have a clue as to what a Medic is supposed to do in a game like this?
This is a team-based game. This is an objective-based game. And most importantly this is a class-based game. And we need your skills to win this battle.
I know it sucks that you only get 25 points for revive, which is half as much as killing Private Newbie, and I agree that you deserve a more equivalent reward. But we’ve got to play what we’re dealt right now. Maybe they’ll tweak it up for us in a patch and make the Medic more lucrative for the points-farmers among you.
Here’s my advice. Stick with your squadmates but hang back and don’t go rushing in to try to wax some bad guys. Cover their six, and stay low. Watch for them to go down and spring into action with that revival tool when they do. If they’re defending a spot, we’ll be able to hold it much longer. If we’re on the hunt, we’ll save valuable seconds since they won’t have to march all the way back out into the field. Or, you could just play another class. I hear that the Marksman gets to shoot people up real good.
I’m sure all of this is falling on deaf ears and you’ll likely continue running around shooting at people and boosting your holy and sacred K/D ratio. All I can say is that I hope that when xXxtEhGrAnDwIzZaRdxXx waxes you, that there is no one there to revive you so that you’ll feel the pain of all of the squadmates you’ve failed to aid.
It’s getting dim now. Time to press X to respawn.
Motheramercy, is this the end of Crackedlcd75?