It’s July 5th so for us Yanks it means “The day we go back to work after a long holiday weekend spent eating carcinogenic food, watching fireworks and trying not to blow our face off as we celebrate the day two great founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, ironically died. And the day we flipped England the bird.”
It’s also a somewhat slow news day so when I saw this on the feed I just had to share. All I will say is this: if you spend $280 to buy these glasses simply keep it to yourself, for we can no longer be friends.
I think I’m going to open a boutique that sells stupid, expensive nerd shit like these glasses for the living-with-parents gamer. I’ll specifically target this crowd and ensure that no item on the product line exceeds the average biweekly take-home pay of a Burger King assistant manager. I’ll also stock character statues, elaborate $200 special edition versions of $60 video games, Japanese 20-disc soundtrack collections, made-in-Pakistan replicas of famous video game weapons, and hilarious T-shirts that take one video game icon or image and juxtaposes it with something incongruous.
I could make a fortune!
Hard to say if you’re sarcastic, because you most definitely could open up a successful store of that kind.
Yes, I think you would, actually.
Hot my ass…all it takes is a ordinary, slightly tubby girl with horribly dyed red hair and at least a passing interest in video games or anime. Money in the bank.
BTW- I have never been sarcastic in my entire life.