All of that and THQ didn’t send the damn game. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing? I’m a 39 year old man…now packing an Ultramarine chainsword.
I have added our exceptionally well trained Chesapeake Bay Retriever Skipper — winner of the Hartford Fair in Showmanship and 2nd in Obedience 2010 and 2011 thank you very much — to again add scale to show you the absolute ridiculous size of this replica chainsword.
It smells of spray paint, so much so that I had to take it outside.
I always feel a bit dirty when companies send me stuff like this. I love 40K as many of you know and there is a certain goofy fun in getting something like this. I know it’s all promotional material and it’s not just media folk who score this kind of stuff but it still falls into the murky realm of “hey media guys, here’s some cool free stuff.” I have a closet full of Final Fantasy wine glasses, Plants vs Zombies ceramic statues, Call of Duty posters, I even have this gorgeous candle holder from Sony circa 2001 promoting some Japanese PS2 game I don’t remember the name of. This has been going on for a long time.
I admit. This one is crazy. Lifting this with one hand isn’t easy. Space Marines are strong, apparently.
Still…I would have preferred the game.