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Transformers: Animated Is the Best Transformers Line Ever

Transformers: Fall of Cybertron dropped this week and while I have not had time to start the game yet, due to an overabundance of children’s activities and an under-abundance of disposable income, I plan on tearing into the game this weekend or, quite possibly, as soon as tomorrow. Still, we can’t let a release as momentous as this go without celebration, so instead, you get this post about Transformers: Animated.

Simply put, Transformers: Animated is the best Transformers line ever created. Hands down. End of story. If you don’t agree, you are a doofus. Yes, that’s right, a doofus. Allow me to explain myself and then you can throw off the yoke of doofusness and enjoy some hot toy action.

Reason 1: Optimus Prime

TFA Optimus Prime is awesome. Of course, all Optimus Primes are awesome, but TFA OP is super-mega awesome. First of all, he has no idea what he’s doing. I know, I know, that makes no sense. How can an ignorant leader be awesome? Well sit back sparky, because this is going to blow your mind. He’s awesome because not only is he unproven as a leader, but he knows it.

In most incarnations of Optimus Prime, Prime is the battle tested, super-wise leader who always knows what to do. Hell, in Transformers Prime, he can do no wrong. It’s great to see him being a rock of confidence for his less perfect teammates, but it’s incredibly boring as far as character development goes. TFA Prime was the leader of a group of spacebridge repairmen and to make things worse, he had no idea how to lead them. Watching him make mistakes and mature into a leader that the rest of the Autobots respected and would give up their sparks for was one of the best parts of the series’ limited run. Prime is voiced by David Kaye, the voice of Megatron in five different Transformer cartoons and the voice of Clank in the Ratchet and Clank games. Dude knows his robot voices.

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It certainly didn’t hurt that TFA Prime’s Voyager toy is one of the greatest toys ever made, but we’ll get to that next.

Reason 2: The Toys

TFA rocked the hand-drawn look, with an exaggerated, colorful vibe from Derrick J Wyatt of Teen Titans fame. The resulting toy line shared the same clean lines, exaggerated features and bold colors of the show resulting in not only some of the most show accurate Transformer toys ever created, but some of the best Transformer toys ever made, period.

There’s no Mechtech frippery, designed to make transformations easier, but just adding extra gears and hooziewhatsists to complicate things, no horrible panel pegging from the movie lines, nothing but relatively easy transformations, as you would expect from products designed for children. And if things were too complicated for the little ones, TFA introduced the activators line, smaller scale characters that transform with the press of a button. All of the TFA toys seemed to be designed around the fact that this was a show marketed at a younger audience and that the toys had to be as easy to transform as possible without sacrificing accuracy. I have certainly purchased Transformers since this line that I have enjoyed as much, but as far as a complete line goes, TFA is the absolute bestest.

Reason 3: Lugnut and Blitzwing

You can try and dress up Megatron’s origins all you want, previous slave, gladiator, blah, blah, blah, but at the end of the day, the dude is a murderous tyrant. Now, as history has shown us, plenty of “normal” people get caught up in such tyrannical plans and willingly put common sense and morality aside and end up following such people. Still, even with this, a good tyrant can’t become a great tyrant without having a two types of people at their command: crazily devoted followers and just play crazy. Lugnut and Blitzwing fit those descriptions perfectly.

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Lugnut is a hulking brute, capable of tranforming into a B-52 style bomber, and is completely, totally, 100% devoted to Megatron. It’s kind of embarassing, really. While many believed that Megatron had been destroyed, only Lugnut stayed loyal. Blitzwing stuck around not out of any sense of loyalty but because he is full on, batshit crazy, split personality and everything. I don’t know how many 4th graders are up on World War II history, so turning Blitzwing into an absolute nutter with a German accent, helmet and Col. Klink style monocole was a fantastic touch. Making his face change when his personalities change, hearkening back to Man-E-Faces of He-Man fame, complete with face spinning mechanic in the toy? That’s some genius stuff right there. Oh wait, I’m not finished. Blitzwing couldn’t decide whether to be a tank or a jet when scanning his alt-form, so to coincide with his split personality, he scanned both. Yeah, that’s right, he’s a triple-changer and not some lame-ass train to shuttle to robot triple changer like Astrotrain. Dude changes into two different weapons of mass destruction. Sold!

Reason 4: Captain Fanzone

Captain Fanzone, is, straight up, a parody of Detective Andy Sipowicz from NYPD Blue. The only things they did differently is make him blonde, make him a captain and keep him from showing his ass on national television. Any show that can take a character from a moody, decidedly adults-only cop drama and seamlessly transition them to a kids show about giant, sentient robots is A-OK in my book. Plus, Fanzone was voiced by the excellent Jeff Bennett, who also voices Kowalski on Pirates of Madagascar, arguably one of the greatest modern day cartoons ever created.

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Reason 5: I Buy A Lot of Toys

Hey, I spend a lot of money on Transformers. A lot. I had to build custom shelves in my basement just to hold them all. I f there’s a Transformer available on toy shelves today, I either own it or am actively hunting it. So when I say that TFA is the best line ever, you just have to believe me. Granted, you could make the argument that because I buy anything with an Autobot or Decepticon symbol on it, I’m not objective enough to make an intelligent decision, but who needs logic? TFA is the best, case closed. Too bad you can’t buy any of them any more, but if you want, you can totally come to my house and play with them. I get dibs on Optimus, though.


Brandon loves games, which shouldn't be a surprise given where you're reading this. He has written for GameShark, The Escapist and G4, and made them all less relevant as a result.

13 thoughts to “Transformers: Animated Is the Best Transformers Line Ever”

  1. These are cool and all but they’ll never beat Megatron as a Walther P-38 or the original Macross Valkyrie Jetfire.

    1. Megatron transforming into something wielded by the guy who spent the most time trying to kill him was the absolute lamest thing about G1 and that includes dancing to “Dare to be Stupid”. I mean, come on. Why Starscream didn’t just snap that stupid gun in half is beyond me.

      I do agree about Jetfire. TFA Jetfire is pretty damn odd.

    2. Jetfire is the only toy from my youth that I got rid of that I really regret getting rid of now that I am an adult…

      1. I did too. One day, I went into a used book store and they had one in the box, complete. The box was beat up, but the toy was fine. I said “if that’s not more than $100, I’m buying it”. It was $100. I will never sell it.

  2. Beast Wars was better. The Maximals didn’t always get a long with each other, and that’s what made it interesting. And Beast Wars Megatron was by far the most interesting/funny incarnation. David Kaye did an amazing job.

    Not to mention Scott McNeil who voiced 4 different characters (Dinobot, Rattrap, Waspinator, and Silverbolt), often times in the same scene. But you’d never know it was 1 guy.

    The character Dinobot alone made Beast Wars better than any other TF show.

    1. Oh, Beast Wars was excellent! You wouldn’t think that a show about robots transforming into animals would be any good, but their story arcs were top notch!

      I once read an interview where the creators talked about how the technical limitations of their CGI forced them to be really economical with their characters, so they were forced to stick with a relatively small cast and devote their writing to fleshing out their personalities. The end result is a series that gets right everything the Transformers movies have gotten so, so wrong.

  3. You should add this transformer to your collection.

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